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Tumblr:
Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
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Me:
*Scrolls past*
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Friend:
I love my new bikini.
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Friend:
Why are all bikini's push-up now?
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Friend:
I love my stomach.
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Friend:
I always worry my string bikini will come untied.
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Me:
I know I can't wear a bikini, but at-least I have my double chins.